Community "Curriculum Unavailable" Quotes
Britta: The dean has been kidnapped! He's out there somewhere cold, alone, most likely trying to cobble together a sexy Patty Hearst costume.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: We couldn't have been expelled by the real dean; he loves us.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Britta: So what you call insanity, we call solidarity!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Pierce: We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy [about Abed]: Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Abed won't go to any kind of doctor on his own. Last year we caught him trying to remove his own tonsils.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Troy: Hello rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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