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Luis Guzman: What the f*ck is that?
Dean Pelton: Oh that's a possum, once you spend some time with them you'll see they're just big gentle rats.

I have worn this stupid thing for twelve days! I have made bald friends!

Jeff

Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!

Chang

I'm in Psych 101 and even I don't know what's happening.

Britta

The word he's looking for his sassy. He better pray he don't find it.

Shirley

This isn't Hollywood Pierce. If it were these glasses would be tinted and I'd be friends with Stevie Nicks too.

Dean Pelton

We've all been there which is why we're all here.

Jeff [to Dean Pelton]

Some flies are too awesome for the wall.

Abed

I loved my time here. I got laid like crazy. That was before Boogie Nights too!

Luis Guzman [to Dean Pelton]

The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.

Dean Pelton

I always go the extra mile to avoid doing things.

Jeff
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Community Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.

Dean Pelton

I always go the extra mile to avoid doing things.

Jeff