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Community "Documentary Filmmaking" Quotes

Luis Guzman: What the f*ck is that?
Dean Pelton: Oh that's a possum, once you spend some time with them you'll see they're just big gentle rats.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I have worn this stupid thing for twelve days! I have made bald friends!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Chang: Jeff thinks he has it bad? As jeff's understudy, I have to wear a Jeff wig on top of my Chang hair and then my bald cap on top of that!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Britta: I'm in Psych 101 and even I don't know what's happening.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Shirley: The word he's looking for his sassy. He better pray he don't find it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dean Pelton: This isn't Hollywood Pierce. If it were these glasses would be tinted and I'd be friends with Stevie Nicks too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff [to Dean Pelton]: We've all been there which is why we're all here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: Some flies are too awesome for the wall.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luis Guzman [to Dean Pelton]: I loved my time here. I got laid like crazy. That was before Boogie Nights too!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dean Pelton: The students here mean well they really do, but what Greendale has always needed is a miracle.
 • Rating: Unrated

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