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Community "Early 21st Century Romanticism" Quotes

Troy: Jeff, what do you do when you and your best friend want to ask the same girl to Valentine's Day but neither of you have dibs 'cause both of you fell in love with her at the first sight?
Jeff: Well, I don't believe in dibs, or love at first sight, or love, or best friends, or doing things, but it's good you brought this to me.
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Jeff: Pierce, take it from an expert. These people are just outside your heart. Let them in, before it's too late.
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Jeff: What is it about me that make broken people flock to me? Is it my height? Do huddled masses mistake me for the statue of liberty?
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Paige: For the record, I never thought you were cool. I only thought you were a lesbian.
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Chang: Landline? Ok, Grandma Bell.
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Duncan: In England everything means 'vagina.'
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Jeff: What are you doing here Change and how do you know where I live?
Chang: I can answer both of those questions by returning your driver's license.
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Duncan: Worried that your six-headed ball and chain will be calling?
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Britta: If you have to ask if it's homophobic to ask questions, haven't you already answered your own question?
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Helicopter Pilot: If doctors are so smart, why are there millions of them?
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