Community Season 1 Episode 10: "Environmental Science" Quotes
I'm not afraid. I choose not be around rats because they are unpopular. Same goes for centipedes and lakes.
Troy
This is Spanish 101. I know how to say hello, tomorrow and that tables are female. That's the only Spanish you taught us.
Shirley
Real friends help me with things, not vice versa.
Troy
I believe that fusing brownies with the Internet is going to create the next Napster for brownies.
Shirley
Well guess what, handsome hobo. Your gravy train's leaving the station.
Annie [to Jeff]
Hey, when you go out with me, it gets crazy. That's the Winger guarantee.
Jeff
Chang [about ex-wife]: You make no mistake about this, Winger. I pleasured that woman greatly.
Jeff: Yeah. You look like you would have to. I'm not surprised you said that.
Annie [to Jeff]: You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You're the one with the silver tongue.
Pierce: Yeah, go tongue Chang.
Annie: Are you breaking up with the group?
Jeff: If that's what you want. [walks away]
Pierce: I've been divorced seven times. Turns off your cell phones and bury all your money in the backyard.
Senor Chang: Pickled bull testicle?
Jeff: Are you offering or collecting?
What makes you think I can make Senor Chang do anything if I can't convince you guys not to make me do it?
Jeff
In a way all of you are right. Okay, what was I tuning out?
Jeff
