They can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so.

Annie

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• Added: October 29, 2010

Troy, make me proud. Be the first black man to make it to the end.

Abed

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Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.

Dean Pelton

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I've been told we need a little baby quarantine until the army gets here.

Dean Pelton

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Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up or I'm gonna make a pie.

Shirley

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Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.

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Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.

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I'm wearing a $6,000 suit, and you spent three days making cardboard box robot armor.

Jeff

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He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.

Annie [on Pierce]

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• Added: October 29, 2010