Community "Epidemiology" Quotes
Annie: They can make us sick by biting us. The banana said so.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Abed: Troy, make me proud. Be the first black man to make it to the end.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dean Pelton: I've been told we need a little baby quarantine until the army gets here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: Leonard, you better back that pumpkin ass up or I'm gonna make a pie.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: I'm a dracula.
Abed: You mean a vampire?
Troy: I don't need to know which dracula I am to be a dracula. Nerd.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Kristi Yamaguchi?
Chang: Peggy Flemming. You're racist! Just been proven racist by the racist prover.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: I'm wearing a $6,000 suit, and you spent three days making cardboard box robot armor.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie [on Pierce]: He's acting like the impression of him we do behind his back.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9