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Pierce: Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands.
Abed: Hence AIDS

Britta: Are you okay? It looks like you have actual bedhead this morning.
Jeff: In fashion, I'm what's known as a taste-maker.
Britta: And you missed an entire side of your face shaving.
Jeff: And next month, so will Gwen Stefani

Let's say two people are in a class together and one wants to ask another one out on a grownup date.. but within biking distance of his parents house

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