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I'm sure it's not biggie, but I'm a horny man so I'm only half present.

Jeff

I'm no sociopath, I always know what I'm doing is wrong. I'm just a guy that doesn't like taking tests, doing work, and getting yelled at. So if you think about it, I'm the sanest person here.

Jeff

I'm a werewolf who feeds on selfish vampires!

Annie

She ripped into his torso like a gerbil shredding a Quaker Oats box!

Annie

Troy: You tried to destroy us, but you only made us-
Troy/Abed: More Awesome!!!

I'm sorry, you were about to get ridiculous?

Jeff

Dean: Devil here! Just stopping by here for a little damnation orientation, here's the sched: at 10 you'll be buried neck deep in scorpions, at 11:15 lava enemas, followed by Pilates! Pilates is the demon that eats your genitals.

Pierce: What did I do to deserve that? Keep me out of your stupid stories.
Troy: I didn't say it was you. I said it was a crazy, old, racist doctor.

By sewing my butt to my chest, you've given me boobs I can touch all day.

Pierce

Britta: I'm turned on by how logical you are.
Abed: I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.

Jeff, one of our friends is deeply disturbed.

Britta
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Community Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Troy: You tried to destroy us, but you only made us-
Troy/Abed: More Awesome!!!

Britta: I'm turned on by how logical you are.
Abed: I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.

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