Community Season 1 Episode 22: "Modern Warfare" Quotes
Troy: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Shirley: Mmhmm. Our team's walking with God.
Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.
And tell the drama club their tears will be real today.
Jeff
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you.
Abed
There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin, with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him.
Dean Pelton
Shirley: I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: Okay, we get it. You're young!
To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. Your chemistry and sexual tension are putting us all on edge, which is ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being friends.
Abed
My boys are going to make me breakfast in bed for mother's day. Well, actually I'm goin' to make the breakfast and get in bed, but they're going to bring it to me.
Shirley
Just pork her and move on. That's how we did it in my day.
Pierce [to Jeff, regarding Britta]
