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Troy: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Shirley: Mmhmm. Our team's walking with God.

Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.

And tell the drama club their tears will be real today.


Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.

Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you.


There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin, with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him.

Dean Pelton

Shirley: I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: Okay, we get it. You're young!

To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. Your chemistry and sexual tension are putting us all on edge, which is ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being friends.


My boys are going to make me breakfast in bed for mother's day. Well, actually I'm goin' to make the breakfast and get in bed, but they're going to bring it to me.

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