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Community "Paradigms of Human Memory" Quotes

Jeff: Stop being meta. Stop taking everything we do and shoving it up its own ass.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Shirley: Can we please stop fighting? We're starting to hurt innocent perverts.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Abed: I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: It's called chemistry. I have it with everybody.
Shirley: Everybody? I haven't felt any of that chemistry coming my way. I don't know if it's because your racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it's one of those two.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jeff: Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Jeff: We never said ourselves.
Troy: Ok, now I'm really mad!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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