Community Season 2 Episode 21: "Paradigms of Human Memory" Quotes
Stop being meta. Stop taking everything we do and shoving it up its own ass.Jeff
Can we please stop fighting? We're starting to hurt innocent perverts.Shirley
I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.Abed
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!Jeff
Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.Britta
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
Jeff: It's called chemistry. I have it with everybody.
Shirley: Everybody? I haven't felt any of that chemistry coming my way. I don't know if it's because your racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it's one of those two.
Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.Jeff
Troy: Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Jeff: We never said ourselves.
Troy: Ok, now I'm really mad!
That dude was hard core racist. Like 1800's Disney style.Troy
It's like a reverse cow birth!Troy