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Pierce: Abed the Arab? Is that inappropriate?
Abed: Sure.

The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.

Abed: This is kinda like Breakfast Club, right?
Pierce: Is there breakfast?

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

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