Community Season 3 Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory" Quotes
Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!Annie
Annie will always be driven, Shirley will always be giving, Pierce will never apologize, Britta's sort of a wildcard from my perspective and Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a bitch.Abed
Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!Britta [to Shirley]
Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.Britta [about Jeff]
I can't believe there are two mahogany bunkbeds in there. I bet that cost you a few allowances.Jeff [to Troy]
Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.
That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.Troy [about Jeff]
Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.Abed
Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.Pierce