Community "Remedial Chaos Theory" Quotes
Annie: Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Annie will always be driven, Shirley will always be giving, Pierce will never apologize, Britta's sort of a wildcard from my perspective and Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a bitch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta [to Shirley]: Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Britta [about Jeff]: His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jeff [to Troy]: I can't believe there are two mahogany bunkbeds in there. I bet that cost you a few allowances.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Troy [about Jeff]: That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
• Rating: 2.5 / 5.0
Pierce: Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10