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Wow. You guys are real downers. I can't believe I made out with both of you.

Jeff

Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.

Shirley

Hold on a sec. I need to use my force field to prevent Chang from getting food.

Duncan

You gain levels, and at a certain point you actually CAN eat a ghost.

Pierce

I'm raising less money because I'm not jump starting date rapists.

Britta

Britta: Guys go home and make socks with your name on it.
Annie: If a guy wants to make a puppet of me, that's hardly your concern.

If you guys just let me get to the can opener, I can feed you.

Jeff

I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anything for that.

Annie [on the BP oil spill]
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Community Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

If you guys just let me get to the can opener, I can feed you.

Jeff

I'm so glad this tragedy overshadowed Haiti. I couldn't think of anything for that.

Annie [on the BP oil spill]