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Let's do what people do. Let's get a house we can't afford and a dog that makes us angry.

Jeff

I should go clean out my locker...she said at the age of 33.

Britta

Britta: What's an insurance appraiser?
Annie: Something that sounds normal and boring, but is actually scary, like a raised mole, or a turkey deep-fryer.

Professor Duncan/ ZimZam: So we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives?
Dean Pelton/ Vice Cobra Assistant Commander: Well, welcome to Cobra, ZimZam! Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys!

I'm Neo in the third act of The Matrix. I'm also Neo in the first act of the second Matrix.

Jeff/ Wingman

Imaginary Britta is right--and ONLY Imaginary Britta.

Abed/ Fourth Wall

Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!

Cobra Commander

Cobraaaaa! Avenge my totally platonic friend!

Cobra Commander

Look, I think I'm over-explaining it. The bad guys are snakes and the good guys are army people.

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