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Professor Duncan/ ZimZam: So we can afford to create a new model of weaponized vehicle once a week, but we basically get minimum wage to risk our lives?
Dean Pelton/ Vice Cobra Assistant Commander: Well, welcome to Cobra, ZimZam! Maybe you noticed our logo was a snake? Suck it up, guys!
I'm Neo in the third act of The Matrix. I'm also Neo in the first act of the second Matrix.Jeff/ Wingman
Imaginary Britta is right--and ONLY Imaginary Britta.Abed/ Fourth Wall
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Take me with you! I want to see women's boobs!Cobra Commander
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Cobraaaaa! Avenge my totally platonic friend!Cobra Commander
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Look, I think I'm over-explaining it. The bad guys are snakes and the good guys are army people.Announcer
Hank Hickey: You know where he was for most of my birthdays? A little place that rhymes with 'not there.'
Chang: Times Square?
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I'll imaginary-sleep when I'm imaginary-dead.Professor Hickey
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Well, I'm assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I'm going to punch you each in the heart.Professor Hickey
That's what I love about role-playing games--being told exactly what to do.Hank Hickey
Hank Hickey: So, Dad, I'm just curious--what is it about Dungeons and Dragons that suddenly leaped out at you at age 60?
Professor Hickey: Dungeons. It'd be the dungeons.
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I don't really know how girlfriends work, but I don't think you have one any more.Anthony