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Community Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"

William: I like your hustle. Reminds me of the summer I was Ralph Lauren.
 • Rating: Unrated

Willy Jr: See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: This is the Jonestown of dinners.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Dean Pelton: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 4: "Alternative History of the German Invasion"

Professor Cornwallis: And that failed ventriloquist was...Slobodan Milosevic.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Pierce: No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: That man saved my life...in a video game.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Damn them and their perfectly crafted time pieces!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I thought this was America, not Arizona.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Carl, I see you've grown a new douchebag.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Quick impression--waaaa. Who am I? You guys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 3: "Conventions of Space and Time"

Britta: Jeff, why are people staring at you?
Jeff: Because they've never seen a man who's had sex before?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hotel Attendant: Normally, we don't concern ourselves with adultery. Because then hotels wouldn't exist.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: For the first time in my long history of being locked inside things, I knew someone would come.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Abed: You gotta let me out!
Toby: No, not until Stockholm Syndrome sets in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Convention Speaker: And I asked myself, what does space smell like?
 • Rating: Unrated

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