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Episode 5: "Horror Fiction In Seven Spooky Steps"

Britta: I'm turned on by how logical you are.
Abed: I'm comforted by your shiny hair and facial symmetry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: Jeff, one of our friends is deeply disturbed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"

Annie: Jeff! You crafty jack rabbit!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Annie will always be driven, Shirley will always be giving, Pierce will never apologize, Britta's sort of a wildcard from my perspective and Jeff will forever remain a conniving son of a bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta [to Shirley]: Drug addict?? You're a pie pusher!!!
 • Rating: Unrated

Troy: Do we have to refill the toilet olives?
Abed: Nope I just checked.
Troy: You're the best roommate. Wanna stay up all night talking in our bunkbeds?
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta [about Jeff]: His whole personality is based around guarding himself. You don't have to be like that to be a man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff [to Troy]: I can't believe there are two mahogany bunkbeds in there. I bet that cost you a few allowances.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy [about Jeff]: That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: Just so you know Jeff, you're not creating six different timelines.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Man, pizza guys are getting worse and worse looking. I guess all the good ones went into porn.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"

Professor: As somebody who spent the majority of their life in prison, what happened to Legos? They used to be so simple.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: You're pathological.
Annie: It's too late for flattery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Todd: Your love is weird and toxic. And it destroys everything it touches.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Oh I just had a terrible nightmare where Jeff was a pompous ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie [to Jeff]: Who the hell are you always texting? Everyone you know is right here!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Jeff [to Annie]: You're just a good grade in a tight sweater.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shirley: I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
 • Rating: Unrated

Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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