Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true! If you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar.Shirley
Alright, Miss Perry, climb aboard; it's fake-killing time.Buzz Hickey
Fifty thousand dollars! That's fifty thousand lottery tickets!Starburns
Britta: You guys ready for closure?!
Buzz Hickey: Of your caskets?!
Troy: I'm better at sex than Jeff, right?
Britta: I've yet to have anyone worse.
I've never been to LegoLand. I just wanted you guys to think I was cool.Troy
You told me a hawk stole them! You exploited me and made me believe in a slightly more magical world!Britta
Answer the question, Adrian Grody!Annie
If I had a final wish, I'd use it to stay alive.Abed
Once you reach level 16, you can see the color blurple.Troy
Troy and Abed: Troy and Abed are in mourning!
Jeff: Will you guys please stop doing that?
Annie: I can't believe you did it during your eulogy. SO UNCOMFORTABLE.
Abed: I don't think the audience got that we were singing "mourning" with a "u."
Troy: You were singing :"mourning" with a "u"? Oh no!
I guess I knew Pierce was part of a weird, futuristic cult, but I wasn't prepared for a funeral with so much beeping.Annie