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Community Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 3: "Conventions of Space and Time"

Britta: Do they even have to talk? They could just touch tentacles and download.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 2: "Paranormal Parentage"

Britta: Calling for help? A classic...call for help.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pierce: Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. They're not fire!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: If you knew what spooked me, you'd probably call me crazy and old.
Jeff: No one's going to call you, Pierce.
 • Rating: Unrated

Abed: I remember when this show was about community college.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 1: "History 101"

Dean: I've got Friends with Benefits... no subtext.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: Whatevs, we'll take it next semes. Ter. Semester.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: While they were incepting, I got their balls.
 • Rating: Unrated

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