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Community Quotes (Page 5)

Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"

Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"

Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Professor Cligoris: Let's take the foot off of the crazy pedal for a minute.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta [to Chang]: I piss warnings. Pig.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chang [about handcuffs]: I swear, they're just for sex!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Annie stop. You're acting like a little school girl and not in a hot way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: Uruguay sounds like "you're a gay."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy [to Britta]: Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: Wow, Annie. How progressive of you to have a multicultural evil twin?!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chang: What do I do if I see a crime?
Security Guard: Do what a security guard does and call a cop.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Episode 1: "Biology 101"

Jeff: We've parted ways with our closest, oldest, craziest, most racist, oldest, elderly crazy friend. And he's not coming back.
Pierce: I'm back!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: It's a scary, Chang-filled world out there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Jeff what happened? You look...70.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Dean Pelton: I don't remember anything you said before "rectum"!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I think time flies when you're joking around about movie titles that sound like names for poop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chang: Don't tell the monkey I'm living in here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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