Community Season 1 Quotes
So I did what any man would do. I faked my way into a job teaching Spanish at a community college using phrases from Sesame Street.
Chang
Did you say 'keytar'? Or did you just pronounce 'guitar' like a hillbilly
Jeff
I know the family downstairs hates me. I don't need to understand why.
Jeff
Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous or is this going to be another Avatar situation?
Britta
Troy: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Shirley: Mmhmm. Our team's walking with God.
Jeff: There's no "Britta and Jeff."
Pierce: ... he said, fully erect.
And tell the drama club their tears will be real today.
Jeff
Troy: I want TBD. Is that new?
Pierce: If it's what I think, I had it for about a month in the '70s.
Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you.
Abed
There's also going to be a game of paintball assassin, with a prize for last man standing. Or last man in a wheelchair with no paint on him.
Dean Pelton
Shirley: I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley: Okay, we get it. You're young!
To be blunt, Jeff and Britta is no Ross and Rachel. Your chemistry and sexual tension are putting us all on edge, which is ironically, and hear this on every level, you're keeping us from being friends.
Abed
