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Community Season 2 Quotes

Season 2 Episode 24: "For A Few Paintballs Or More"

Dean Pelton: I hope you like getting balled.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: Magnitude!
Magnitude: Pop...P...
Troy: Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Jeff: I don't step up to being leader, Troy. I reluctantly accept it when it's thrust upon me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"

Chang: Does anyone have an alliance I can join? I'm really loyal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pierce: It began with a dream Annie. A dream and an impulse to hide in the men's room. I found that people were willing to roll bullets under the door just for the right to take a dump. By the way, for you guys, taking a dump is on the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: Actually, Jeff, he's been pretty decent in this game, so far. He's created a safe zone where people can rest, eat, and in some cases, pump their breast milk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: That was a game. This is paintball.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie: And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chang: Don't shoot me, shoot him! He's white and out of ammo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I hear he has more paint than a French kindergarten.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: I'm not risking my butt hauling ammo back for the guy that has Vicky dancing for Twinkies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dark Rider: I wouldn't go to this toilet with my big sister's toe.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 22: "Applied Anthropology and Culinary Arts"

Shirley: Sorry Abed, I don't feel comfortable with you taking a grand tour of my nethers.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: I read an article that said some women can actually achieve or--
Shirley: No no, thank you for the conversation. I know what you're talking about and even if it were true that's not something a woman does on her child's head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Britta: Women have a connection to their bodies you could never understand
Jeff: You have a booger.
Britta: I know. It's a part of me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Shirley, pretend I'm saying this in a soothing, reassuring, non-robotic voice. We're not gonna make it to the hospital.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Abed: Don't tell any doctors I said this, but at this point in the situation the bus pretty much drives itself.
Shirley: Who is the bus in this scenario?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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