Community Season 2 Quotes
I never told you this, but Changs are usually born with tails. You, sort of dodged a bullet there.
Chang
My nephew Jim was born on the treadmill at Bally Total Fitness; 20% incline.
Chang
Chang babies love the sauce, you know? Alcohol AND Duck.
Chang
Stop being meta. Stop taking everything we do and shoving it up its own ass.
Jeff
Can we please stop fighting? We're starting to hurt innocent perverts.
Shirley
I'm Jeff Winger. I love working this Blackberry because it really tones my thumbs.
Abed
Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!
Jeff
Jeff: It's not you, it's me.
Britta: It's you.
Feast your ear tongues on these memory pops.
Britta
Abed: The Cape is premiering!
Britta: Humanity is premiering you jag!
Jeff: It's called chemistry. I have it with everybody.
Shirley: Everybody? I haven't felt any of that chemistry coming my way. I don't know if it's because your racist or because I intimidate you sexually, but I know it's one of those two.
Abed, you're a computer. Scan your mainframe for some juicy memories.
Jeff
