Community Season 3 Quotes
You fix not only air conditioners. But the men who fix them.
Vice Dean Laybourne
Abed: I'm reading the novelization of The Chronicles of Riddick.
Evil Abed: Can you really say that's a saner decision?
Britta: Shut up, Leonard. I know about your crooked wang.
Leonard: No such thing as bad press.
The dean has been kidnapped! He's out there somewhere cold, alone, most likely trying to cobble together a sexy Patty Hearst costume.
Britta
We couldn't have been expelled by the real dean; he loves us.
Abed
So what you call insanity, we call solidarity!
Britta
We're all kind of crazytown banana pants.
Pierce
Since we got expelled, he's been creepy weird like present day Robin Williams.
Troy [about Abed]
Abed won't go to any kind of doctor on his own. Last year we caught him trying to remove his own tonsils.
Jeff
Hello rich people? Troy's joining you, yes I'll hold.
Troy
We're together, that makes this the perfect timeline.
Abed
I was gonna be the first person in my family to graduate from community college. Everyone else graduated from normal college.
Troy
