Community Season 5 Quotes
You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?
Shirley
Shirley: Why are there books in the an air vent?
Jeff: Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale!
Annie: That's why Abed is like a brother to me. You guys are so alike.
Abed: I can't accept that based on one time machine story.
You're like ice cream cake out there--overkill.
Abed
Britta: I'm a psych major! Words are my weapons!
Security Guard: I'm a security guard. Weapons are my weapons.
Britta: You know who else it made sense to?
Annie: Say 'Hitler' one more time and I am giving you a 2.
Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. Meowmeowbeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.
Professor Hickey
As long as you're happy...I'm unsettled.
Jeff
There already was a rating system in place, it was called 'Cool People Get More,' and it was working fine.
Jeff
Chang: Hey! Those guys in there told me that you're the one that died in a fire and you're a ghost!
Janitor: And you just believed 'em? You just believed a bunch of ghosts??
And you're going to pull a Dane Cook in one of those three movies he was in about Dane Cook getting laid by accident! Only, it's not a Dane Cook movie, Jeff, because this time, someone's watching.
Professor Duncan
She's everything I love about America--bold, opinionated, just past her peak, and starting to realize that she has to settle.
Professor Duncan
