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Jules: When I rank all the things that make me want to die it goes: books, snakes, PBS, acapella.

[Title Card]: No, it's not just "Scrubs" in Florida with a lot of wine.

So out.

Ellie
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He's a group exploder. It's a gift.

Jules

You can't break up a fight with your shirt on!

Bobby

Call her a chunky bitch!

Ellie

Stupid Canadian kids and their holes!

Laurie

You're the kiss master.

Jules

To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.

Ellie
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Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

You're the kiss master.

Jules

To me people are just bags of skin that slow down my day.

Ellie
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