Cougar Town Season 1 Episode 23: "Breakdown" Quotes
I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.Jules
His smile lights up the world.Laurie
It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.Ellie
Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.
If it's any constellation that hat was so big you could probably make a thousand tiny ones.Bobby
Worst liar ever.Grayson
Yes, I got that from a Sandra Bullock movie, but ya know, I still mean it.Jules
Jules: It's not like I was super cool.
Travis: Is that you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah that was super cool.
I love it - it's like we're in prison.Andy
Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.Laurie
Jules: You suck at musical beers.
Grayson: This is my bar damn it.
Do me a favor at graduation; don't make a crazy big deal about it.Travis