Cougar Town

Cougar Town "Breakdown" Quotes

Jules: I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.
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Laurie: His smile lights up the world.
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Ellie: It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.
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Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.
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Bobby: If it's any constellation that hat was so big you could probably make a thousand tiny ones.
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Grayson: Worst liar ever.
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Jules: Yes, I got that from a Sandra Bullock movie, but ya know, I still mean it.
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Jules: It's not like I was super cool.
Travis: Is that you dancing on stage with Bruce Springsteen?
Jules: Yeah that was super cool.
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Andy: I love it - it's like we're in prison.
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Laurie: Holy big hat, I love it - hides so much of your face.
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