Cougar Town

Cougar Town "Everything Man" Quotes

Laurie: Women do love when men fight for them. There is nothing less sexy than a man that respects a restraining order.
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Bobby: You need to get place with there's no sexual desire left whatsoever.
Andy: I can probably do that, if I spend a little a private time with you know myself.
Bobby: There's nothing wrong with making shower babies. It's not a sin if you're doing it for love.
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Jules: Grayson is totally pursey whipped. That is really gonna catch on. pursey magnet, pursey hound.
Laurie: Pursey cat.
Ellie: That's not how it works.
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Jules: Don't worry about tonight, it's totally casual. But don't wear jeans. We're not animals.
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Jules: Ooh I look hot when I'm depressed. That's why I always get hit when I'm at funerals. Aww, why can't someone die?
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Jules: I can't believe your school makes you do photography projects. It's like they cater to the weird, artsy fartsy kids.
Travis: I started the photography club.
Jules: Cool.
Travis: Nice save.
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Jules: I cannot wait for this bathroom to be done. In fact, put it in your calenders because I'm going to have a bathroom warming party.
Grayson: Can I bring Sarah to what sounds like the worst party ever?
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