Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 1 Episode 4: "I Won't Back Down" Quotes
[Andy and Ellie watching their sex tape]
Andy: Is my back really that hairy?
Ellie: Yes
Andy: Is this in slow motion?
Ellie: No
Andy: Can we just erase this?
Ellie: Yes
Laurie [about Ellie]: She's hot for a frigid, beastly, elderly woman
Ellie: You think I'm hot
Jules: That worked?
Ellie: Well yeah because if that trashy big lipped slag said it, it might be a little true
Laurie: You think I have big lips? That's really sweet
I just wanted us to have a thing like me and my dad did. You don't like golf, you don't like boats, you don't like throwing things at each others nuts. I just don't know what part of you is me
Bobby [to Travis]
Travis: As a grown man you think it's a good idea to store most of your earthly possessions in the woods?
Bobby: Calm down, what's a squirrel gonna do with a blender?
I have so many chin whiskers I look like carnie folk
Jules [looking in small mirror]
Jules: Are you watching my sex tape?
Ellie: Yeah, but with the volume off so it's not so weird
Jules: I can't believe I was married to a guy who keeps his driver's license in a box
Bobby: A box marked important stuff
Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!
Ellie: Why are you out of breath
Jules: Cause I'm sanding down my disgusting elephant heels. With all the shavings here I could make a second foot
