Laurie: Am I in a different conversation?
Jules: Almost always.

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Ryan is super pretty and he's not at all afraid of cologne.

Jules

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Stan's an explorer like Magellan... or Dora.

Andy

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I don't like being alone in my house. I don't know what I'm gonna do when Travis goes to college. He's not really big on the idea of us getting apartment together, even though I said I'd only live there on the weekends.

Jules

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Bobby: When I was married, you know what Jules said to me?
Grayson: Please stop sleeping with other women?

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Jules [after spin class]: Hey Travis, take me upstairs and put me in the bath.
Travis: That's a sentence I was hoping not to hear until you were seventy.

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Ellie: Racist Uncle or Drug Dealer Uncle?
Jules: Racist Uncle. Drug Dealer Uncle is now Prison Uncle.
Ellie: Oh right, because of Detective Cousin.

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