Cougar Town

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Holly, this is my fiancé, Jules, and her scary judgmental friend.

Grayson

You have a lost and found Bang Box? Disgusting.

Jules

[Title Card]: You know what would be cooler than this title card bit? A new title.

Travis: So, what brings you to the phallus palace?
Laurie: That sounds like a great name for a gay bar.

Your fridge is filled with nothing but beer and churros.

Ellie

Hey bro, there is no music in the world that will match what your body is doing.

Laurie

Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.

I hope a shark eats your face.

Ellie
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Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 6 Quotes

Ellie: Hi new girlfriend, I'm sorry you have to sleep with him.
Angie: Oh, that's okay, he's good at it.

I hope a shark eats your face.

Ellie