Ellie: Something's off.
Travis: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Ellie: No, but that's funny.

• Permalink: No, but that's funny.
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Travis: Why are they taking their jewelry off?
Laurie: Because that's the last stop before a catfight.

• Permalink: Because that's the last stop before a catfight.
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My house has become the secret lair of Captain No Job

Ellie

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Ellie: Two choices: heads divorce, tails murder.

• Permalink: heads divorce, tails murder.
• Added: February 11, 2015