Cougar Town Season 2 Episode 15: "Walls" Quotes
Jules: I'm not gonna stand here and be judged by someone who doesn't even have a nineteen year old, and most of all, who thinks there's a ghost in her pickup truck.
Ellie: Then...who keeps moving my sunglasses Jules? Who?
Ellie: I'm gonna say it. The clingy mom act? It's not cute anymore. In fact, it's ugly on you. Just like scarves.
Jules: I look bad in scarves?
Ellie: They give you bird face.
Jules: I put cough syrup in his lemonade and he fell asleep in a hole.
Ellie: You know, out of context, that sounds like a horrible abduction story.
Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.
Jules: Hey, Trav, did you happen to find any of Tom's business in those holes?
Travis: Lemme check. Nope.
Jules: Sorry Tom, none of your business over here.
Sorry I couldn't hear you. The breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.Andy
Suze Orman called with another investment tip. Bags...of...paint!Grayson
Laurie: You have to spend money to make money, right?
Bobby: That's a popular saying, so I believe in it. It's like "Location, Location, Location." I don't know what the hell that means, but man I believe it to the core.
Bobby: Man, my name has got a lot of B's in it.
Laurie: My name doesn't have any B's in it.
Bobby: Sorry I brought it up.
Wipe off that silly moustache. You look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.Jules
Grayson: That's the dumbest idea Laurie has ever had, and that includes the Gayke Shop.
Laurie: Find me a gay who doesn't like cake!
Jules: Name one thing I've done to Travis that is "meddlesome."
Bobby: Watched him sleep.
Ellie: You scared his girlfriend away.
Laurie: You want to live in his blood.