Cougar Town "You Tell Me" Quotes
Laurie: Man hands? You're stealing jokes from Seinfeld now?
Jules: Was that that Jewish guy you dated in High School?
Ellie: No, he had a huge TV show. Must see TV?
Jules: Never heard of it. No one's gonna tell me what's must see.
• Rating: Unrated
Title Card: This episode was written by the absolute worst writers we have on staff.
• Rating: Unrated
Jules: He looks like that nerdy lesbian from Scooby-Boo.
• Rating: Unrated
Bobby: Well come on Mando, you're married Ellie. You're a seasoned crazy bitch whisperer. No offense.
Laurie: You know, he once bitch whispered me down from choking out a lady from using the handicap stall. Turns out she was handicapped, but, like, barely.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 4
