Cougar Town Quotes
Bobby's a very nurturing bitch.Ellie
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I call that rippin' on D-bags with Ellie.Ellie
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Ellie: I need a drink.
Grayson: Tough day?
Ellie: No, why?
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Oh I'll take one. I just want to see what date it was so I know not to come.Ellie
Talking like a douche is not helping your case.Ellie
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Call your not stupid wife.Ellie
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The only thing I've ever made from scratch is Travis.Jules
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I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?Ellie
I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.Ellie
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Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]Grayson
Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.
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Yep, we raised a deadbeat.Jules
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Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.
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Grayson: Shall we?
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