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I don't remember taking any hallucinogenic drugs, but why else would I be seeing you in my house?Ellie
I did not watch Chapstick, but I did watch him to leave.Ellie
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Oh come on Ellie, we all know Travis is ambitious, talented, and has a fantastic work ethic. [Everyone laughs]Grayson
Ellie: Stan is a major handful.
Laurie: Bitch please, one of my brother's thought he was a pitbull.
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Yep, we raised a deadbeat.Jules
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Laurie: Highway to the lady zone, what what.
Ellie: Highway indeed.
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Ellie: We're at a public event this is not the place for ear sex and a full body rub down.
Laurie: All you do is take me granted.
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What does the cougar say?Title Card
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What’s the fun of having a yard sale if we can’t mock the low life's that shop there?Ellie
There is no greater tragedy than outliving your own wine glass.Ellie
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Letting you put this green screen in my apartment was one the worst mistakes of my life, and I've went out with Dennis Rodman y’all.Laurie
I haven’t hurt this bad since I had to push my childhood home to a gas station. I would give anything to stop.Laurie