I'm a stay at home mom with a full time nanny. I get up to stuff.

Ellie

• Permalink: I'm a stay at home mom with a full time nanny. I get up to stuff.
• Added: February 03, 2015

Take OFF the mom goggles!

Laurie

• Permalink: Take OFF the mom goggles!
• Added: February 03, 2015

I've never seen him this bad. I almost... what's that word? Care.

Ellie

• Permalink: I've never seen him this bad. I almost... what's that word? Care.
• Added: February 03, 2015

Jules: Sometimes I still sneak into Travis' room and watch him sleep.
Laurie: Travis and I live together.
Jules: I've said too much.

• Permalink: I've said too much.
• Added: February 03, 2015

Travis: That thing's on you like a bear trap. Is there at least a zipper so you can go to the bathroom?
Andy: I don't have to go anymore...
Travis: What?
Andy: What?

• Permalink: Buzz Lightyear
• Added: January 27, 2015

You're dressed up. Are you going out? May I come?

Ellie

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• Added: January 27, 2015

Laurie: Today baby Bobby turns 6 weeks old!
Travis: And 6 weeks after childbirth means Laurie and I can finally... officially... get it on.
Ellie: Ugh.
Andy: Bleh.

• Permalink: Bleh.
• Added: January 27, 2015

Just you and me and 20 seconds of peace and quiet

Grayson

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• Added: January 27, 2015

I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids. Life is pain. Pain is life. The Cure rules!

Andy

• Permalink: I used to make fun of them, but now I get goth kids. Life is pain. Pain is life. The Cure...
• Added: January 20, 2015

Ellie: We've been robbed!
Jules: Dun dun dun... I don't know why I did that.

• Permalink: Dun dun dun...
• Added: January 20, 2015

Sometimes doing the hard thing gets you where you need to be.

Andy

• Permalink: Sometimes doing the hard thing gets you where you need to be.
• Added: January 13, 2015

Ellie: What are our defenses?
Tom: Well, my garage is completely soundproof.
Ellie: Terrifying. Continue.

• Permalink: Terrifying. Continue.
• Added: January 07, 2015