Cougar Town
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Welcome to Cougar Town - Season Five? Didn't see that coming.
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Pale and tan swirl.
Jules
Even I’m uncomfortable, and I once had sex in a cemetery. I had "Rita Rogers Loving Wife and Mother" printed on my back for two weeks.
Laurie
Why do these stars have names on them?
Jules
Holy banjo, check out boob mountain.
Bobby
I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.
Jules
Ellie: Stan the bartender?
Andy: We have a son named Stan.
Ellie: Oh, sure sure.
Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.
Jules
Remember when we wanted to change the title? Ah, good times. Thanks for sticking with us.
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Laurie: Hey, for the record I wore underwear tonight so you'd think I was classy.
Travis: No you didn't.
Laurie: I didn't. Turns out I don't actually own any.
Ellie: I'd be so much of a better husband than you. You're lucky you have a penis.
Grayson: Yup, they're pretty cool.
Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.
Grayson
