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Cougar-town

I hope I NEVER pee this out!

Jules

Old Ferrett eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.

Ellie

If someone is really the one, they should be willing to go on any adventure.

Ted

Grayson: The idea of us all vacationing together is so bad, I'm making up a word: gagbysmal.

No one who says "coolie" is cool. That's why Coolio is named Coolio.

Laurie

I don't believe in ghosts, because if they were real I'd like to think that I would be felt up all the time.

Jules

Tom is our interhouse-shuttle. I pay him with head pats.

Jules

Stop being a parade rainer-onner. We're taking a group vacation!

Jules

Jules: This is the first time on this trip it's been just the ladies.
Ellie: It's an embarrassment of bitches.

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