Cougar Town

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My favorite movie is actually Love Actually. Oh! There's a sequel.

Andy

Kirsten: Are we really at a dead lizards funeral in front of your moms house?
Trav: You did this to us.

Grayson: Put Big Carl down.
Jules: No. He understands me.

Yeah baby! The world sucks, but who cares?

Bobby

You broke Bobby, you fix him. And I'm borrowing this. It's cute.

Laurie

I'm sorry this sucks. But, this is what happens when Dove's cry.

Andy

Hey guys what's up? Did someone have a pillow fight outside here?

Tom

Trav: Dad the world today go:
Bobby: Well, I should know oil spilled, black President I love it, people watching movies on their cell phones and ohh Lady Gaga.

Ellie: Really Bug Hookers?
Laurie: That's the title!

Do you know who else mates for life? Termites.

Laurie

Jules: Did you know that doves mate for life?
Grayson: I did not.

Grayson: I almost killed a lizard.
Jules: Oh great story.
Grayson: Thanks I worked on it.
Jules: Yeah go sit down. I'm making popcorn.

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Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.