(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.

Grayson

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• Added: November 24, 2010

(to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.

Laurie

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• Added: November 24, 2010

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

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• Added: November 24, 2010

Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.

Andy

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• Added: November 24, 2010

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

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• Added: November 24, 2010

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

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• Added: November 17, 2010

You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.

Bobby

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• Added: November 17, 2010

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Jules

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• Added: November 17, 2010

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

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• Added: November 17, 2010

You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.

Laurie

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• Added: November 17, 2010

If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.

Bobby

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• Added: November 17, 2010

This is fun. I feel Japanese.

Bobby

• Permalink: This is fun. I feel Japanese.
• Added: November 17, 2010