Cougar Town

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(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.

Grayson

(to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.

Laurie

Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.

Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.

Andy

Grayson: Jules.
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.

Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.

You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.

Bobby

What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?

Jules

Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.

You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.

Laurie

If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.

Bobby

This is fun. I feel Japanese.

Bobby
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Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.