Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes
(to Jules) I'm happier with you than I've ever been in my life.Grayson
(to Ellie about Andy) I'm going to beat the optimism out of that man.Laurie
Jules: What did he just say?
Laurie: Got me!
Ellie: Razzle dazzle.
Everything goes my way. You know why? Because it will.Andy
Jules: I can't help it. It's like a sofa.
Ellie: Imaginary hat.
Grayson: Imaginary clown nose.
You see Travis, being a man is living in constant fear of disappointing a woman.Bobby
What did you tell her to do Chicken Fat?Jules
Trav: What's going on?
Ellie: You're Uncle Joe is dead, but you're allowed to start drinking.
Trav: Sounds like a plan.
You said you'd be mean, but that cut like a knife.Laurie
If you need me, Grayson's door is always open.Bobby
This is fun. I feel Japanese.Bobby