Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Quotes
Tom can have my place in the gang.
Grayson
Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.
Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.
(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.
Ellie
Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.
Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.
Jules
Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.
Ellie
And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
Ellie
(to Travis) Off my boat cover girl.
Bobby
Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.
Ellie
Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.
Jules
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Ellie