Tom can have my place in the gang.

Grayson

Ellie: Sweetie, you need big Joe?
Jules: He'll never leave.

Jules: What are you doing to me?
Ellie: I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.

(to Laurie) You look like you put your make-up in the floor and roll around in it.

Ellie

Jules: Whoa! You got to be 21 to drink in this house.
Trav: She's a grad student. She's 23.

Hey it's okay. It's scary to meet your boyfriends mom.

Jules

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

Ellie

And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

Ellie

(to Travis) Off my boat cover girl.

Bobby

Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.

Ellie

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules

Look at my rings my rings my rings.

Ellie

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes

Plus, I get to lean on my Gracieship.

Jules

Travis: I don't get it how is that a drinking game?
Jules: We drink while we do it.