Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 18: "Lonesome Sundown"

Bobby: Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
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Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
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Jules: I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
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Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Travis: I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"

Laurie: I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Just remember. You can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: Never judge a book by its front parts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Hey bartender how could you miss a question about bartending?
Grayson: I don't know. You missed the one about blood draining parasites.
Ellie: It's not the same.
Grayson: It is the same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: It chews gum while it eats buffalo wings. How did it beat us?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grayson: Cool! Wizard versus Nerd!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: Wrong Balls is trending on Twitter. It's above Bieber.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Dear Lord. You know I don't bother you unless it's important. Except for that time I asked you to speed up my bangs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: The answer was Grandma Moses. You should have gotten that Ellie; weren't the two of you sorority sisters?
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: I heard she kicked your ass. Must sting to lose to Oldielocks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: I own the shush clap.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: I went to a crap school in a crap neighborhood and reading really got me out.
Jules: It did?
Laurie: No, car modeling did. But it's really fun to say reading did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Way to self-compliment.
Jules: I thought I snuck it in there.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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