Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 17: "You're Gonna Get It"

Travis: Welcome to TGI Grayson's everyone!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Good God. An army of jellybeans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Andy: I volunteer at the women's shelter too. During self-defense classes, the women take turns kicking me in the crotch.
Grayson: So it's like a regular day at home for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: Jules I didn't know you sponsored an African child.
Jules: Oh yeah, little Omari. He's 10. I gotta say those letters are getting a little repetitive. It's hot; I'm hungry; there's snakes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 16: "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"

Ellie: Whatcha got goin' on there Dime Eyes?
Grayson: A big bowl of "we can do this."
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: I'm eating a big bite of "I was right steak." Mmmm...but it needs something. Maybe a nice glass of 1985 SUCK IT. Ah..so smooth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Laurie: I am pissed that they just played a Miley Cyrus song and everyone knew the lyrics!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: Can you name a person who gets in his own way more than I do?
Travis: Gary Busey.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: It is a gorgeous night and I have no kid waiting at home. Shiraz me. Laurie, you are rockin' those jeans. Hi girlfriend!
Laurie: Why's it being nice?
Andy: Is this the golden seven minutes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Andy: When you're dancing alone, I stand behind you and go "Damn!"
Laurie: Yes, because ass worship is contagious.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: Now that he's dry, maybe we can cut little Wolverine's nails.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nanny: He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
Jules: He's allergic to Telemundo?
Nanny: I think that's just for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ellie: If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there, you can tell him that it's fine if he wants to go dancing with Trampface tonight.
 • Rating: Unrated

Laurie: Tell her I'll get like, jury duty drunk.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: You need to go hit it and quit it.
Andy: Toot it and boot it.
Laurie: Whip it and skip it.
Bobby: Wax it and tax it.
Andy: Mother it and smother it.
Laurie: Bop it and drop it.
Grayson: Chuck it and ... re-chuck it.
Laurie: Yours don't make any sense.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: Having a baby in your forties is exhausting, and people will judge you if you keep a sippy cup full of wine in the stroller so you can pound grape.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Jules: Men start being needy so young. Grayson's still like that. But instead of letting him nuzzle up with my boobs I let him...nope, it's the same thing. He dives right in like he owns the place.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules (to Ellie): Oh that's right. You have a kid!
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Ellie is not a morning person. Or a night person. There's really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Ellie: The best part is you never know when they're coming.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "Walls"

Jules: I'm not gonna stand here and be judged by someone who doesn't even have a nineteen year old, and most of all, who thinks there's a ghost in her pickup truck.
Ellie: Then...who keeps moving my sunglasses Jules? Who?
 • Rating: Unrated

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