Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes
Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
When Smith dumped me. It literally took me months to get back to a place where I could sleep with random dudes to feel good about myself.Laurie
One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.Jules
You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?Jules
Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.Bobby
Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
I'm gonna need a bigger boat.Jules
Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.Travis
I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.Laurie