Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 2 Quotes
Ellie: Eat your chips, Jellybean.
Laurie: I don't wanna.
Ellie. Play with the bag.
When Smith dumped me. It literally took me months to get back to a place where I could sleep with random dudes to feel good about myself.
Laurie
One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.
Jules
You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?
Jules
Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.
Bobby
Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
Jules
Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.
Travis
I used to watch Jeopardy! everyday because I had a major lady rod for Alex Trebek. Till I found out he was Canadian. Gross.
Laurie
