Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Cry to Me"

Ellie: All Valentine's day means to me is that it's seven weeks after Christmas.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Circle of love. Feel it in your hearts..
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: You know, when you put love out in the world, it always comes back to you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Trav: Dude why?
Grayson: Don't call me boy toy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Grayson: (to Jules) Just trying to give you a surprise. Why are you struggling?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 13: "Lost Children"

Ellie: Jules if we had to elect a group leader it would be you. You bring us all together.
 • Rating: Unrated

Trav: This sucks.
Tom: Why aren't you at college?
Trav: You know Tom, I don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: Steak and champagne.
Laurie: I love me some beef and bubbles. Oh! That should be our secret detective names.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: The more the merrier. So we'll ask Tom to play.
Tom: Oh I'd love to!
Jules: Way to keep it weird, Tom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Why me? Why do you want to torture me with your filthy stories?
Barb: You used to be one of us. Stalking young prey without mercy or shame.
Jules: When are people going to understand that's not me anymore. What do I have to do? Change my name.
Barb: You'll be back. The filth is strong in you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: Ellie, friend test.
Ellie: Fine, I'll come.
Bobby: Friend test?
Jules: Yeah. It's when you call your entire friendship into question and force them into doing something. I came up with it.
Trav: Sounds like you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: (to Ellie) It's daylight. Why aren't you over at my house yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 12: "A Thing About You"

Jules: I would like some of that fancy wine.
Ellie: Do it Wayne.
Jules: Oh no! I brought my own glass. It's big Carl. Fill em up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: (to Ellie) That's why I love you. Because you are so comfortable in your own skin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: (to Trav) If you're with the right gal, it's all about creating the moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: It's raining Kirstens?
Grayson: My Kirstonas?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jules: (to Ellie) Stop right there! Girlfriends don't talk about each other behind their backs. (Laughter breaks out)
 • Rating: Unrated

Trav: Guys! Can I ask you a relationship question?
Jules: No one will ever love you as much as I do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Grayson: (to Jules) I'm feeling good about Jayson. It's Grayson and Jules. I combined our names like the way they do with celebrity couples.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "No Reason To Cry"

Grayson: (to Jules) I've been scared to say this, but all those ways you're different from me. That's why I love you. I love you Jules.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite "Cougar Town" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!