Cougar Town

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I was trying to hide from that one, but he found me.

Ellie

My life is Groundhog Day.

Grayson

Already praying for death.

Ellie

You can't pause people.

Grayson

Mopey leads right to gropey, fix it or bleed.

Ellie

I can't believe we're in Napa. I think we're meeting God.

Jules

Hey Dime Eyes, thanks for letting us elope with you.

Ellie

[Title Card]: Hopefully this is only the Season finale.

Good God, I'm a stalker.

Travis

Grayson: There is no such thing as a happy stroke.
Jules: Then what did Kurt Douglas have?
Grayson: A stroke.

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

[Title Card]: I didn't know it was back on either. - Abed

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Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes

Jules: All I want to do is make you happy.
Grayson: Really? Maybe tonight we'll..
Jules: ... it's not about sex, babe. But I want you to try to keep listening.
Grayson: I'll try my best.

[Title Card]: Yeah, it's still called Cougar Town we're not happy about it either.