Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 14: "My Life/Your World"

Ellie: I was trying to hide from that one, but he found me.
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Grayson: My life is Groundhog Day.
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Ellie: Already praying for death.
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Grayson: You can't pause people.
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Ellie: Mopey leads right to gropey, fix it or bleed.
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Jules: I can't believe we're in Napa. I think we're meeting God.
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Ellie: Hey Dime Eyes, thanks for letting us elope with you.
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[Title Card]: Hopefully this is only the Season finale.
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Travis: Good God, I'm a stalker.
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Grayson: There is no such thing as a happy stroke.
Jules: Then what did Kurt Douglas have?
Grayson: A stroke.
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Season 3 Episode 11: "Down South"

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.
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[Title Card]: I didn't know it was back on either. - Abed
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jules: Taters are for laters.
Travis: She actually did say that.
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Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.
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Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.
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Ellie: I'm only an okay storm; I'm not a perfect storm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "Southern Accents"

Jules: I'm sorry we can't hang tonight because we all have a very big important thing we have to go to.
Ellie: That thing got cancelled. I do have a different thing that only I have to go to.
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[Title Card]: Hey, would you and your friends watch a show called "Pig Trials"? Watch the episode, get back to us #pigtrials.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellie: I can't be married to someone in public office. Jules, I have to interact with people. You know I hate the people.
Jules: That's what you get for telling Holly our thing was cancelled.
Ellie: You know what I hope? The Karma Gods get you.
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Grayson: You know when you're kissing Holly and she pushes her gum into your mouth and she sucks it back in? Why is that so hot?
Travis: Probably her big boobs.
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