Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 4 Quotes
Why do these stars have names on them?
Jules
Holy banjo, check out boob mountain.
Bobby
I just want to give him a memory that is so great that he will never forget it.
Jules
Ellie: Stan the bartender?
Andy: We have a son named Stan.
Ellie: Oh, sure sure.
Sweetie, I'd let other people do the cons.
Jules
Remember when we wanted to change the title? Ah, good times. Thanks for sticking with us.
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Laurie: Hey, for the record I wore underwear tonight so you'd think I was classy.
Travis: No you didn't.
Laurie: I didn't. Turns out I don't actually own any.
Ellie: I'd be so much of a better husband than you. You're lucky you have a penis.
Grayson: Yup, they're pretty cool.
Yes, you've made me dumber, congratulations.
Grayson
No one's ever made me a stalker video that I didn't have to see in a courtroom first. I love it.
Laurie
John Hughes is a God.
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Laurie: Burn in hell you sad, desperate skank.
Grayson: Texting your mom?
Laurie: Yeah.
