Covert Affairs "Pilot" Quotes
Auggie: It helps to keep a healthy sense of humor and a bottle of Patron in my desk drawer.
• Rating: Unrated
Auggie: You don't need to look at a woman to see that she's hot. You just need to listen to how other men talk about her.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Arthur: Why can't you be a good CIA wife and just trust me?
Joan: Because I'm not a CIA wife. I'm a wife who works for the CIA.
• Rating: Unrated
Annie: Do I have to wear a costume?
Joan: Hookers in DC are pretty conservative. What you're wearing is fine.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Auggie: Blind guy leading you around the CIA. Insert ironic joke here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Annie: Is this your thing? You wait outside and chat up girls on your first day?
Conrad: Absolutely. I'm both lazy and predatory.
• Rating: Unrated
Anne: Is this about me hooking up with my taekwando instruction? Because I checked, and that's not against the rules.
• Rating: Unrated
CIA agent: The sex was good?
Annie: It rocked.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 8