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Covert-affairs

There is only one person you can truly trust here, and you are doing a great job trying to alienate her.

Joan [to Arthur]

Arthur: I can play "rip the band-aid" off, too. Trust me when I say this: my version hurts more.

Annie: I bet you were good.
Auggie: I still am.

You didn't know cougars like hot tubs?

Auggie

Be my boyfriend, without your hand on my ass.

Annie

Auggie: Good.
Annie: How do you know?
Auggie: I'm assuming it's good.

Ignore that. Continue to stare into my eyes.

Arthur

Finnish intelligence? Are you serious? Do they even have spies?

Joan

Jay: Consider me a utility infielder.
Joan: So you have a mediocre arm and can hit .230 from either side of the plate?

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