Covert Affairs

Covert Affairs Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 4: "No Quarter"

Joan [to Arthur]: There is only one person you can truly trust here, and you are doing a great job trying to alienate her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Arthur: I can play "rip the band-aid" off, too. Trust me when I say this: my version hurts more.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 3: "South Bound Suarez"

Annie: I bet you were good.
Auggie: I still am.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Auggie: You didn't know cougars like hot tubs?
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: Be my boyfriend, without your hand on my ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Walter's Walk"

Auggie: Good.
Annie: How do you know?
Auggie: I'm assuming it's good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Arthur: Ignore that. Continue to stare into my eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: Finnish intelligence? Are you serious? Do they even have spies?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jay: Consider me a utility infielder.
Joan: So you have a mediocre arm and can hit .230 from either side of the plate?
 • Rating: Unrated

Crazy man: I know who killed Kennedy.
Annie: It's been well-documented that Kennedy was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald.
Crazy man: Ted Kennedy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Auggie: Finally, a space with windows. Or so I'm told.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Auggie: It helps to keep a healthy sense of humor and a bottle of Patron in my desk drawer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Auggie: You don't need to look at a woman to see that she's hot. You just need to listen to how other men talk about her.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Arthur: Why can't you be a good CIA wife and just trust me?
Joan: Because I'm not a CIA wife. I'm a wife who works for the CIA.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: Do I have to wear a costume?
Joan: Hookers in DC are pretty conservative. What you're wearing is fine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Auggie: Blind guy leading you around the CIA. Insert ironic joke here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Annie: Is this your thing? You wait outside and chat up girls on your first day?
Conrad: Absolutely. I'm both lazy and predatory.
 • Rating: Unrated

Anne: Is this about me hooking up with my taekwando instruction? Because I checked, and that's not against the rules.
 • Rating: Unrated

CIA agent: The sex was good?
Annie: It rocked.
 • Rating: Unrated

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