Criminal Minds Season 9 Episode 23: "Angels" Quotes
Next time you tell your whores to keep their mouths shut.Unsub
I tell you what, those Canadians, they seem so sweet and innocent but when they go bad they go Darth Vader bad.Garcia
Hotch: It has been so long since I heard from you I wasn't sure you were getting my reports.
Cruz: I was putting out fires in the Bureau. Domestic terrorism needs my full attention. But when it comes to you guys - why mess with success?
Cruz: Would you mind?
Garcia: Thank Jesus, Buddha and Allah. I like to cover my bases. You have to squeeze it.
Tabitha: Well I ain't going out there until this cools down.
Madame: No. Mama's gotta eat, girl.
Tabitha: Couldn't Mama fast for a night?
Madame: Are my ears hearing me right? You want to tell that to the man upstairs, hon?
Tabitha: Please, Dinah...
Madame: Let me tell you this works. You're going to go out there and shake that moneymaker. If you come back here with less than $200, it ain't the boogeyman you'll have to be worried about. You hear me, sugar?
Rossi: The name written on her forehead was a mystery. Babylon the Great, the mother of prostitutes and of the abominations of the earth - Revelation 17:5
Rossi: What kind of knife did he use?
Coroner: A sharp one.
Blake: We ruled out rape, but you still needed to run a rape kit on her. Why didn't you?
Coroner: She was a hooker. This was easy math.
Rossi: Well how about this. If this were torture, the victim would be flailing about. You'd see a jagged cutting pattern as a result.
Blake: The marks on Abigail Jones are clean. How do you account for that?
Rossi: Well did you find drugs in the autopsy or tox screen?
Coroner: Oh I didn't order any of that.
Rossi: Why not?
Coroner: COD was a gunshot wound to the head. Hello!
Blake: Doctor, where did you go to medical school?
Coroner: Oh I ain't a doctor. I was elected to this position.
Rossi: Ahhh. Democracy in action.