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Caroline: David, do you remember during our divorce the pledge we made to one another? That no matter what we'd always be there for one another. Future spouses and significant others would just have to understand.
Agent Rossi: We joked that we were the only couple that had both marriage and divorce vows.
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Agent Morgan: Talk to me, mama.
Garcia: First off, you are on restriction from my inner Lamborghini.
Garcia: I mean it. My high-performance engine may purr like a puma on the prowl, but this time Derek you have seriously overheated my engines and I will require some cool down laps upon your return. If you know what I mean by that.
Morgan: Baby girl you're on speaker.
Garcia: I knew that.
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Agent Rossi: I'm having her over to my house when I get back. I'm crazy, right?
Agent Prentiss: We don't always get second chances in life, Rossi. I say take the plunge. See where it goes.
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Agent Morgan: Check computers in the house. Maybe she used one of those tech-y fix it-type dweebs who makes house calls.
Garcia: Hey watch it - language.
Morgan: You know I'm just playing with you, but come on. Put a rush on it, clock's ticking okay?
Garcia: Rushing is the only speed a Lamborghini has. Proud tech-y dweeb over and out. Beep beep yeah.
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Agent Morgan: Four pairs of shoes.
Dr. Reid: Why, exactly, is that relevant?
Morgan: Come on, Reid. How many women you know only have four pairs of shoes in their closet?
Reid: My experience in and around women's closets isn't exactly extensive enough to really formulate an opinion.
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Dr. Reid: Depression is a vicious cycle that frequently manifests itself in the degradation of one's personal living environment, which in turn fuels the depression, which then worsens the living environment.
Agent Morgan: Alright I'll take a look around in here, you go check out the kitchen.
Reid: Oh. The kitchen.
Morgan: Is there a problem?
Reid: Frankly I'm not too anxious to see the perishable food version of this room.
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Agent Morgan: Somebody's got a little extra pep in his step, that's all.
Agent Prentiss: Probably doubled up on his vitamins.
Morgan: Oh he doubled up on something...
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Garcia: Mom didn't know her son was gone. She assumed that he was with the grandmother after she just left him there.
JJ: So she's not exactly on the short list for Mother of the Year.
Agent Prentiss: What about the father?
Garcia: He was convicted of embezzling from his work place two years ago, currently cooling his heels in state prison.
Dr. Reid: If it's a stranger abduction the first 24 hours are critical. This kid's already been missing twice that long.
Agent Hotchner: Which is why we shouldn't waste any more time. Let's go.
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