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Criminal-minds

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

Reid

Pitcher: Ah this guy can't hit. [To team mates] Bring it in!
Morgan: Time out! [To Reid] Listen to me kid. It's the bottom of the 9th, and there are 2 outs and we are losing by one run. You are the guy, Reid.
Reid: No I'm not.
Morgan: Yes. All you have to do is get it over their heads and I will score and then you run like hell.
Reid: Here's the thing. I've been doing the calculations. Force equals...
Morgan: Reid stop. Stop. Get out of your head. All the physics in the world will not work unless you just let it flow.
Reid: I don't know if I can.
Morgan: You remember all of those unpleasant childhood sports memories? Okay right now you can erase all of it for good. Kid - stop thinking. Just feel it. You got this. You got this. Lets go.

Morgan: Hey momma. Tell me something good.
Garcia: Well, I cleaned out this nutbag's laptop. The guy was a torture porn connoisseur. The dude makes Rick James seem Amish.

I thought you'd never call. My ears are hungry. Your voice is like food.

Garcia [to Morgan]

Better than a thousand days of diligent study is one day with a great teacher - Japanese proverb

Morgan

In the last month six puppies have been suffocated and beaten and thank God there are no photos because I draw the line at dead dogs.

Garcia

Morgan [after Reid takes a wild swing at the ball]: okay okay. First try. Keep your eye on the ball.
Reid: Gravity plus drag co-efficient plus...I see what you're saying ..if I can adjust the velocity of my swing...
Morgan: No. What I'm saying is get out of your head. Just feel it.
Reid: Feel it. Feel it.
Morgan: Yeah. Don't think. Just feel it.
Reid: just feel. Don't think. Just feel.
Morgan: here it comes! [Reid swings and misses] Reid. That's not feeling it.
Reid: I'm feeling like an idiot.

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