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I’m gonna get you. I’m gonna get you.


Did you see what I did? Did you see it?


I got you, didn't I? I told you I would get you.


I apologize that I yelled at you. It's not who I am. It's just that this whole thing is surreal. This sort of thing happens to other people, not to us.


Garcia: I triangulated the phone call that came to the Taffert's house at 3:03 a.m. last night and I can say is whisky tango foxtrot. That call originated from Malcolm Taffert's cellphone.

JJ: Look how bereft they are. It's hard to fake.
Blake: There's no way any of them are involved.

Leon: As you can plainly see, I'm a purveyor of fine meats.
Reid: No, Leon. We were told that you run a pretty lucrative business on the side.
Leon: Now you're flattering me. I make a mean barbecue sauce but I don't make much on it.
Blake: You know I find it interesting you haven't asked what any of this is about.
Leon: I have a dreadful lack of curiosity.

Blake: What about Luisa?
Leon: That bitch? She totally betrayed my buddy.
Blake: Did she walk out on him?
Leon: No. She married his best customer.

We cannot despair of humanity, since we ourselves are human beings - Albert Einstein.

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