Criminal Minds

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Criminal minds

Garcia: Why the heck did you call me?
Baylor: Because I don't want to die alone.

Warden: Is there anything you want to say?
Baylor (seeing Garcia): Thank you.

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go - J.C. Watts


Callahan: Have you seen the place that took over? It's like techno and twerking.
Reid: It's not really my crowd.
Callahan: What? You don't twerk? I was just kidding.

Morgan: How'd you do last night?
Garcia: Three hours - again.
Morgan: Baby girl, you can't function on threes of sleep. Trust me, I've tried.
Garcia: I know but it's better than the nightmares.

Rossi: I know. Surprised me too.
Garcia: What? What surprised you?
JJ: Hotch talked to Emily.
Garcia: And?
Rossi: She just doesn't want to come back.
Garcia: Why? She loves us.

Hotch: You have an impressive success rate and your supervisor speaks very highly of you. I think you'll be a valuable asset to the team.
Callahan: Really? That's it? I've only been here two minutes. There's no or dance? I mean I had a whole thing prepared. I don't know if you know this but there's a band outside your door....
Hotch: Your eight years with the Bureau and your undercover work convinced me that you'll fit right in.

Sometimes it takes me two or three months to arrest one offender. You catch a new one every week. How do you not take it with you?


I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind - Edgar Allen Poe.


Mrs. Cowles: You found a leg in his car?
JJ: Actually we found three.

JJ: Did you ever suspect this? Maybe before you were even married?
Mrs. Cowles: I used to work in this retail store. Clothes, jewelry, that kind of thing. There was a storage room in the back. Real small. Frank would wait there for me while I closed up. This one time I went in the back and he was rubbing up against this mannikin. Its leg was gone. I freaked out but he said he was just trying to fix it. I didn't believe him. But I needed to - we were going to get married. I was young. I didn't even know wanting something like that could be a thing.

Frank: Wait. You think I killed them? No, no no - I just bought their limbs.
Rossi: From who?
Frank: I don't know.
Callahan: You're going to have to do better than that.
Rossi: So what did you do, just put out a classified?
Frank: Well sort of.

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It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go - J.C. Watts


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.

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