Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 20: "Alchemy"

Bar server: How long are you in town for?
Rossi: Not long enough I'm afraid.
Bar server: Too bad. You could have had some fun.
JJ: Who was that?
Rossi: That was the fourth Mrs. Rossi, if I'm not careful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rossi: Spencer, if you want to feel better, you can't control the process. You have to let yourself grieve.
Reid: I'm not sleeping because when I do I dream of Maeve. When I see her I feel the sweetest relief imaginable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: J.R.R. Tolkien wrote "I will not say do not weep, for not all tears are an evil".
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maeve: Dance with me.
Reid: Why?
Maeve: I want to hold you once before I'm a ghost of a memory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 19: "Pay It Forward"

Rossi: A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen - Edward De Bono
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Why wasn't the capsule guarded?
Sam: It was a different world then, son. Back then folks in Bronson Springs didn't lock their doors, kids rode their bikes after dark. Didn't occur to anybody the damned thing needed a guard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheriff Collier: How did this guy keep from killing all those years?
Reid: We call it self-initiated predation cessation. Most serial killers are unable to control their own impulses but some seem to be able to self-regulate. It's like they have an on-off switch that they themselves are able to control.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Unsub: They biting?
Backus: Oh nibbling. Did manage to hook a good sized trout about an hour ago.
Unsub: Yeah? Where is it?
Backus: Oh, I tossed it back. Catch and release.
Unsub: Is that the law?
Backus: Oh more of a common courtesy. Keeps our lakes and streams full of fish for everybody.
Unsub: Thats nice. Except for the fish. Hook goes in your mouth, gets torn out, you get tossed back so somebody else can do the same thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Hey, throw me a bone baby girl.
Garcia: Oh lover I'm tossing you a 24-ounce tofu steak.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leanne Tipton: Tory. There is something about that night you don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hotch: There is no present or future; only the past, happening over and over again now - Eugene O'Neill.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 18: "Restoration"

Rossi: I am dead. Only vengeance can restore me - Terry Goodkind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: Baby girl, see if the owner of the convenience store had any military defensive training.
Garcia: Oh I will, as long as you promise to bring me some of my future mother-in-law's peach cobbler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hotch: You remember Dr. Reid.
Captain Gordinski: What's it been - six, seven years?
Reid: The number of pathogens passed by a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.
Captain Gordinski: Ah. Yeah. I do remember you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buford: The man you harbor so much rage for is no longer here.
Morgan: Yes he is. He's sitting right in front of me. You're just hiding behind a religion that hasn't figured you out yet.
Buford: Still got that mouth on you, don't you? Always liked that mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buford: You still like mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Morgan: The U.S. attorney has offered you immunity. They won't charge you with molesting any of the boys on this list, as long as this list is complete.
Buford: Or was it butter pecan?
Morgan: You leave even one name off that list, this deal is dead.
Buford: You threatening me D?
Morgan: With my hand on the Koran. See, right now you're in here for serial murder. And I bet that gives you a whole lot of cred out there in the yard, am I right? But what do you think would happen if the brothers in here learned what you were really guilty of? So let me direct, Mohammed: start writing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: For darkness restores what light cannot repair - Joseph Brodsky.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 17: "The Gathering"

Unsub: You shouldn't have to put up with that.
Nicole: He's not normally like this. He's just had too much to drink.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: So how are the ukulele lessons going?
Kevin: Ukulele lessons?
Garcia: Two months strong.
Kevin: Two months strong?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: Nice to meet you Kenneth.
Kevin: Kevin!
 • Rating: Unrated

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