You know what that self-righteous son of a bitch did? He molested little girls. But he's not going to be punished. He took the easy way out. He left a pathetic note! It is not FAIR! Sinners must be punished! Sinners like you!


A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels in the dust and beats his breast, and tells all the sins of his life - Oscar Wilde.


Cat: And keep in mind that the only reason you're not dead now is because I did learn something important.
Reid: Oh really? What's that?
Cat: Your backup. I flushed them out. It's just you and me now.
Lewis: Guess again, bitch.

Cat: Tell me about me.
Reid: You? You're a Black Widow hit woman. You specialize in seduction and you're patient. You learn everything you can about the men you're hired to kill, physically, psychologically and emotionally, because you want them in as compromised a position as possible, so they don't see it coming when you pull the trigger.
Cat: And when I do it really well, they pull the trigger themselves.

Cat: When is she due to give birth?
Reid: Couple of months. Should we talk about price now, or
Cat: Slow down, tiger. What exactly are we negotiating here?
Reid: You know.
Cat: I want to hear you say it.
Reid: To have her killed.

Hotch: You want to go home?
Garcia: [nods, weeping]

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Cat: You lied to me.
Reid: If it makes you feel any better, I really did look for him. But I couldn't find him. So yeah, I did make it all up.
Cat: Not all of it. You don't pull a whole story about a parent losing her memory out of nowhere. Your mother and the Alzheimer's, that's true. I won.
Reid: How so?
Cat: Because I will get out of here.
Reid: Yeah, in twenty years, maybe. If you're lucky.
Cat: Yeah, that's fine. You know why? Because in twenty years, I'll remember your name, but you won't remember mine.

Reid: Even when you first laid eyes on me, from the bar, from outside, from wherever you were, you should have seen through me, and kept on moving. But you didn't. You couldn't. Because you can't get to the man you really want to hurt so you need to hurt any man who reminds you of him.
Cat: That's kind of boiler-plate psychology, isn't it? I'm just another girl with daddy issues?
Reid: You'd be surprised how many killers do what they do because of their parents. If it's so boiler-plate, let's test the theory. How hard did you look for him?
Cat: Very hard.
Reid: How disappointed were you when you realized that you will never find him?

Cat: You test yourself? No you didn't. You were too scared.
Reid: I thought I dodged a bullet when I turned 30 and didn't have a schizophrenic break like her, but this is somehow bigger and scarier because I can actually see it happening. All the memories that we used to share are just dying. I can't stop it, I can't help her. All I can do is find people that I can help.

Morgan: Kid. Can I tell you something?
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: [hugs Reid] I just....
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: You know?
Reid: I know. I know.
Morgan: Good. Because I mean it.

Cat: Wait, he's going to bring a red rose, so we need to go to a nicer place, which is why I switched the restaurant at the last minute.
Reid: Not a problem at all.
Cat: And now I need to change and put something nice on for this place, because I was totally under-dressed and more whole wardrobe makes me look like a Kardashian...You don't know who that is, do you?
Reid: Yeah, no, Robert Kardashian. He got OJ Simpson off. You don't look like his daughter.
Cat: Yeah, no I was making a joke. A bad one.
Reid: No it was good. It was a good joke.
Cat: No it wasn't.
Reid: It was funny. [nervous laughter]

Cat: Why did you take time off from the FBI?
Reid: You can ask me as many times as you want. You can continue to waste your time and I'm still not going to tell you.
Cat: Then you're cheating and I don't like cheaters.
Reid: You don't get everything you want just because you're point a gun at me under a table. You're not the first killer to point a gun at me. You're not even the first woman to point a gun at me. Sorry.
Cat: You're really going to take this all the way, aren't you?
Reid: Yeah.
Cat: So am I.

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Criminal Minds Quotes

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation - James E. Faust


Hotch: A sniper can wait up to 72 hours without sleeping.
Mays: Seriously?
Rossi: That's part of their training. They can stay awake for 72 hours and remain completely focused on their target.
Mays: How?
Hotch: By using a mental exercise called "fantasy integration". A sniper creates a scenarios involving a target that keeps that person at the forefront of their mind.
Morgan: Often they'll imagine a place where they're with the target, doing something together that takes time. For example, building a car.
JJ: For some, the fantasy begins the minute they're assigned a target. Then nothing will distract them.