Criminal Minds

Criminal Minds Quotes (Page 3)

Season 8 Episode 19: "Pay It Forward"

Unsub: They biting?
Backus: Oh nibbling. Did manage to hook a good sized trout about an hour ago.
Unsub: Yeah? Where is it?
Backus: Oh, I tossed it back. Catch and release.
Unsub: Is that the law?
Backus: Oh more of a common courtesy. Keeps our lakes and streams full of fish for everybody.
Unsub: Thats nice. Except for the fish. Hook goes in your mouth, gets torn out, you get tossed back so somebody else can do the same thing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: Hey, throw me a bone baby girl.
Garcia: Oh lover I'm tossing you a 24-ounce tofu steak.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leanne Tipton: Tory. There is something about that night you don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hotch: There is no present or future; only the past, happening over and over again now - Eugene O'Neill.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 18: "Restoration"

Rossi: I am dead. Only vengeance can restore me - Terry Goodkind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: Baby girl, see if the owner of the convenience store had any military defensive training.
Garcia: Oh I will, as long as you promise to bring me some of my future mother-in-law's peach cobbler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hotch: You remember Dr. Reid.
Captain Gordinski: What's it been - six, seven years?
Reid: The number of pathogens passed by a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss.
Captain Gordinski: Ah. Yeah. I do remember you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buford: The man you harbor so much rage for is no longer here.
Morgan: Yes he is. He's sitting right in front of me. You're just hiding behind a religion that hasn't figured you out yet.
Buford: Still got that mouth on you, don't you? Always liked that mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buford: You still like mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Morgan: The U.S. attorney has offered you immunity. They won't charge you with molesting any of the boys on this list, as long as this list is complete.
Buford: Or was it butter pecan?
Morgan: You leave even one name off that list, this deal is dead.
Buford: You threatening me D?
Morgan: With my hand on the Koran. See, right now you're in here for serial murder. And I bet that gives you a whole lot of cred out there in the yard, am I right? But what do you think would happen if the brothers in here learned what you were really guilty of? So let me direct, Mohammed: start writing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Morgan: For darkness restores what light cannot repair - Joseph Brodsky.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 17: "The Gathering"

Unsub: You shouldn't have to put up with that.
Nicole: He's not normally like this. He's just had too much to drink.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: So how are the ukulele lessons going?
Kevin: Ukulele lessons?
Garcia: Two months strong.
Kevin: Two months strong?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: Nice to meet you Kenneth.
Kevin: Kevin!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kevin: I'm just saying he's going to have moobs.
Garcia: What are moobs?
Kevin: Man boobs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Barbara Grizzuti Harrison once said "All acts performed in the world begin in the imagination."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Morgan: If she doesn't fit his pattern, how'd he know about her?
Garcia: Good question, chocolate thunder.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Tyler, Kayla is dead. Someone took one of the stories you wrote and made it real.
Tyler: Was there a lot of blood?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Unsub: You should be honored that I chose your stories. I did everything that you described, down to the smallest detail.
Peter: Uh huh. I see. That's where you're wrong.
Unsub: What are you talking about?
Peter: There's one detail you got wrong. I never cared bout the tongue. That was you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Reid: Oscar Wilde said "I can resist anything but temptation."
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 16: "Carbon Copy"

Morgan: Guys. I don't like this. It feels like we're going exactly where he wants us to.
 • Rating: Unrated

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