Criminal Minds
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The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation - James E. Faust
Lewis
Amy: Well, good night.
Unsub: [stares at her]
Amy: Okay. Take care.
Unsub: So. You like champagne.
Amy: What?
Unsub: Champagne. You...have expensive tastes.
Amy: We're done here. You need to go.
Unsub: [tasers her]
To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society - Theodore Roosevelt.
Reid
Simmons: Listen I'll pay cash and double the tip if you drive me to Dorchester. Name your price. The car I ordered is ten minutes away and I've got to get home.
Unsub: Get in.
Simmons: Man you just saved my life. You have no idea.
Bruner: Zimmer isn't responsible for the conduct of its drivers.
Lewis: And why is that?
Bruner: They're independent contractors.
Lewis: So if a driver were to kidnap me or get drunk and drive off a bridge with me sitting right next to him, you're claiming Zimmer's not responsible.
Bruner: A bit dramatic, but true. Zimmer is merely a technology platform that matches willing drivers and passengers.
Simmons: What are you doing?
Unsub: Of all the cars you've could have got into, you got into mine. Some might say that luck or fate brought us together. I like to think it was divine intervention.
You know what that self-righteous son of a bitch did? He molested little girls. But he's not going to be punished. He took the easy way out. He left a pathetic note! It is not FAIR! Sinners must be punished! Sinners like you!
Unsub
A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels in the dust and beats his breast, and tells all the sins of his life - Oscar Wilde.
Hotch
Hotch: You want to go home?
Garcia: [nods, weeping]
Cat: You lied to me.
Reid: If it makes you feel any better, I really did look for him. But I couldn't find him. So yeah, I did make it all up.
Cat: Not all of it. You don't pull a whole story about a parent losing her memory out of nowhere. Your mother and the Alzheimer's, that's true. I won.
Reid: How so?
Cat: Because I will get out of here.
Reid: Yeah, in twenty years, maybe. If you're lucky.
Cat: Yeah, that's fine. You know why? Because in twenty years, I'll remember your name, but you won't remember mine.
Cat: You test yourself? No you didn't. You were too scared.
Reid: I thought I dodged a bullet when I turned 30 and didn't have a schizophrenic break like her, but this is somehow bigger and scarier because I can actually see it happening. All the memories that we used to share are just dying. I can't stop it, I can't help her. All I can do is find people that I can help.
Morgan: Kid. Can I tell you something?
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: [hugs Reid] I just....
Reid: Yeah.
Morgan: You know?
Reid: I know. I know.
Morgan: Good. Because I mean it.
