Criminal Minds Quotes
Garcia: I just hope the PT instructor isn't a jerk. Those jock guys are always such jerks.
Reid: Yeah. Total jerks. That's probably him right now.
Garcia: Look. He's totally walking like a jerk.
Reid: Yeah. That's a total jerk-walk.
Garcia: Yeah. Jerk-walk.
Reid: Wait a minute. Wait, I think that's Morgan.
- Permalink: Jerk-walk
Friendship multiplies the good of life, and divides its evils - Baltasar GracianMorgan
Morgan: All right, all right, all right. Enough is enough. I guess I got to let the cat out of the bag. I kind of already had your fit test waived.
Morgan: Baby girl, think about it. You're not even in the field. And pretty Ricky, you already got enough case hours to qualify. This was just a good time for me.
Garcia: I'm gonna kill him.
Reid: If I can manage to lift my arms, I'll hold him down.
- Permalink: Morgan's Confession
The secret of my influence has always been that it remained secret - Salvador DaliReid
I'm helping you because you can help me. Those are the terms.Marvin
- Permalink: I'm helping you because you can help me. Those are the terms.
Caesar: Hey. The doctor wanted this cleaned up.
Marvin: Actually, I was hoping my friend could use it, Caesar. This is Finn. I'm vouching for him.
Caesar: Okay then. Welcome to Paradise.
- Permalink: Okay then. Welcome to Paradise.
Reid: My mom's not even here. Her psychiatrist said that she's doing well on some new medication, so she decided to go on a supervised field trip to the Grand Canyon.
JJ: That's great, isn't it?
Reid: No, it is great. It's just...I guess I kind of can't believe that she didn't tell me about it, you know? This is someone that used to literally write me a letter daily at one point.
JJ: I see. You think she forgot about you. Spence you should be happy. This means she's getting better. She's not constantly checking in.
Reid: You're right, I know.
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Blake: 2 / 10 again. This is the third victim that we know about. So, it can't be about a hit list.
Reid: 2 / 10 isn't a countdown at all. I think he might be referring to a hobo code.
Blake: From the Great Depression.
Reid: Exactly. It means two eyes on ten fingers because thieves are present.
- Permalink: Exactly. It means two eyes on ten fingers because thieves are present.
Rossi: Well one thing I've learned in life: a good pair of shoes can lost longer than a marriage. You only have to pay for them once.
- Permalink: On shoes and marriage.