Criminal Minds Quotes
The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation - James E. FaustLewis
Amy: Well, good night.
Unsub: [stares at her]
Amy: Okay. Take care.
Unsub: So. You like champagne.
Unsub: Champagne. You...have expensive tastes.
Amy: We're done here. You need to go.
Unsub: [tasers her]
To educate a person in the mind but not in morals is to educate a menace to society - Theodore Roosevelt.Reid
Simmons: Listen I'll pay cash and double the tip if you drive me to Dorchester. Name your price. The car I ordered is ten minutes away and I've got to get home.
Unsub: Get in.
Simmons: Man you just saved my life. You have no idea.
Bruner: Zimmer isn't responsible for the conduct of its drivers.
Lewis: And why is that?
Bruner: They're independent contractors.
Lewis: So if a driver were to kidnap me or get drunk and drive off a bridge with me sitting right next to him, you're claiming Zimmer's not responsible.
Bruner: A bit dramatic, but true. Zimmer is merely a technology platform that matches willing drivers and passengers.
Simmons: What are you doing?
Unsub: Of all the cars you've could have got into, you got into mine. Some might say that luck or fate brought us together. I like to think it was divine intervention.
You know what that self-righteous son of a bitch did? He molested little girls. But he's not going to be punished. He took the easy way out. He left a pathetic note! It is not FAIR! Sinners must be punished! Sinners like you!Unsub
A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels in the dust and beats his breast, and tells all the sins of his life - Oscar Wilde.Hotch
Cat: Why did you take time off from the FBI?
Reid: You can ask me as many times as you want. You can continue to waste your time and I'm still not going to tell you.
Cat: Then you're cheating and I don't like cheaters.
Reid: You don't get everything you want just because you're point a gun at me under a table. You're not the first killer to point a gun at me. You're not even the first woman to point a gun at me. Sorry.
Cat: You're really going to take this all the way, aren't you?
Cat: So am I.
Cat: Wait, he's going to bring a red rose, so we need to go to a nicer place, which is why I switched the restaurant at the last minute.
Reid: Not a problem at all.
Cat: And now I need to change and put something nice on for this place, because I was totally under-dressed and more whole wardrobe makes me look like a Kardashian...You don't know who that is, do you?
Reid: Yeah, no, Robert Kardashian. He got OJ Simpson off. You don't look like his daughter.
Cat: Yeah, no I was making a joke. A bad one.
Reid: No it was good. It was a good joke.
Cat: No it wasn't.
Reid: It was funny. [nervous laughter]
Cat: Do you know why I'm so good at my job?
Reid: Because you kill without compunction or remorse.
Cat: That only gets a girl so far in life. No, it's because I think through every potential outcome, and then I plan accordingly. You see, I didn't want into your trap. You walked into mine.
Cat: Tell me about me.
Reid: You? You're a Black Widow hit woman. You specialize in seduction and you're patient. You learn everything you can about the men you're hired to kill, physically, psychologically and emotionally, because you want them in as compromised a position as possible, so they don't see it coming when you pull the trigger.
Cat: And when I do it really well, they pull the trigger themselves.